"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
Jack Handey
"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
Will Rogers
"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce."
Mark Twain
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
George Burns
"A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
"A good laugh is sunshine in a house."
William Makepeace Thackeray
"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
Eleanor Roosevelt
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