Funny quotes

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." 

Jack Handey

"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."

Orison Swett Marden

Love quotes

 "I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

George Burns

"The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one; Yet the life of a whole life dies When love is done."

Francis William Bourdillon

Peace Quotes

"You put your lives at risk .. so that the citizens of a grateful nation can live in peace,"
Donald Rumsfeld

"World peace will never be stable until enough of us find inner peace to stabilize it"
Peace Pilgrim

Mind Quotes

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"People do not seem to mind making small payments via their mobile phone bill when it allows them to contact friends anytime. I can see people getting in touch while they are riding the bus."
Marc Simoncini